what does one do ...

... with REALLY hard green peas. I found them in the grocery bag because my room-mate once put them there... I have no clue how or why those peas are so hard... Tried boiling them - no dice :(
What do i do with them?

need to use the full powers of my imagination ... !

I really need some ...

... luck. Going to vegas baby :)

Hopefully I don't bring anything back from vegas other than fond memories and more money than I left with !!

Sometimes I think

that I must have harmed a lot of people. Inadvertently, though.

Why?

Because the good lord gave me a good heart but not much else...